Adopting six teenage girls is one thing. Training them to be ninjas is another. And removing decapitated alien foetuses from dormitory ceilings after Da Cardiff Crew left them there for a legacy is quite beyond being another thing.
But I am safely returned from camp and have a lot of reading to catch up on before I tell you about the aliens.
Love,
Mummy
Chinese Wisdom Master
Chief Ninja
milkshaker extraordinaire
Sinezza of Da Crew
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We were worried, Merm. I even tried spotting you in the sea fret off Cornwall this week. I thought I had a confirmed sighting, but it turned out to be a basking shark. Or a wreck. One of the two, anyway.
ReplyDeleteWho are you?
ReplyDeleteBarkiss is willing.
ReplyDeleteThought you'd been spotted off Hayling Island today, but it was a whale! *gets coat*
ReplyDeleteNice to hear from you. I am waiting for an update.
ReplyDeleteAnd here's silly me been looking for you in Cockfosters.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you on about Merm ? WOMEN!
ReplyDeleteIdle, did you partake of a "Moomaid of Zennor" ice cream whilst sojourning in Kernow?
ReplyDeletePhew!! You survived! I was wondering if you had gone back to the wild....
ReplyDeleteNo, lil. It was way too cold for ice creams. Soup and blankets more in evidence.
ReplyDeleteNo doubt you'll enlighten us, Mermaid.
ReplyDeleteHope things are going well with you.
I can only assume you have been at the hash brownies again
ReplyDeleteam looking forward to the fishy tails of your adventure!
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