Im sorry if I put you off you fish & chips sir EK! Forgive the merms. She needed to share her PAIN AND RAGE at these imbeciles. Even if I did find it strangely hilarious.
Superb. What goes on in the 12 years most of them were at school to enable them to be baffled by the number of sides on a triangle, FFS. "It doesn't have any" - my favourite.
OMFG please don't believe we are all that fucking stupid! some of us actually studied life...have lived life and ACTUALLY KNOW the answers to those stupid fucking questions...my god how stupid are people...
Dont worry darling Daisy! We know that many americans are indeed most intelligent. As a trans-atlantic mermaid myself, I can testify to the fact. But Newms has a point - there are so very many dumb english folk I hardly know where to begin....
See, this is what you say, but when you post videos of people being stupid and ignorant, they always seem to be from the United States. This makes me sad and uncomfortable. I think the vast majority of people on the planet period are stupid and ignorant and rude. And they don't all live in the United States. I know we are easy targets and I understand all the reasons why. But sometimes it gets a bit old and makes me feel defensive.
In truth I think the Americans are picked on. Of course they're bright. The way they shafted us over lend lease and bided their time while our empire fell appart.
I have much awe for the reconstruction of Europe post WW11
They would not have global reach and have defeated the USSR in the arms race had they all been like this.
Their comedy and sattire is leaving ours behind as is their music. Their food ... Eeeew !
But by far I am envious of their democracy. With the utter wankers running our country who are we to call them stupid ? Though the Australians may be better placed to do this I admit.
Ms Smack of Addelaide tells me how impressed she is at British blogger intellect BTW.
(I've just gawn and spelt Addelaide wrong haven't I ?)
Poor Melanie! I guess it does always seem like Americans get the brunt of it. However, We brits/canadians are so used to being the underdog that all we have to mock is other nations. Let's face it, we can't even win a war on our own, let alone a football match.
Well Melanie...it's because you Americans are just such darn good sports about it all. We tried the same gag in Tehran but the fuckers kept blowing themselves up. We lost 11 film crews in the process...
"Heh heh heh ... wha wha is the United Kingdom? I don't know... Heh heh heh.. What is that? Queen Elizabeth's money? That's all I know."
ReplyDeleteYOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE UNITED KINGDOM IS? YOU FETID FUCKWIT. You speak our fucking language you utter donkey. Idiot.
OH... Invading ITALY? And " They can make a great big glass crater out of the middle east for all I care"
ReplyDeleteReally it makes mermins homicidal.
"I'm a bit mixed up about the Israelis and the Palestinians.. which one now is throwing the rocks?"
ReplyDeleteDIE DIE DIE DIE DIE HORRIBLY
OK I'm convinced that 95% of humanity , and indeed Americans, don't know what f*****g planet they're on.
ReplyDeleteThe only one who got a question right was the geezer who said,"Tony Blair is an actor." He's also a ****, but we'll let that one go.
How many sides has a triangle?
ReplyDeleteNOT ENOUGH TO STAB YOU TO DEATH WITH YOU MORIBUND IMBECILE
PS - Gilbert - I know what you mean - there is a vast gene pool of thickosity out there and it seems to be growing every day.
ReplyDeleteTony Blair is an actor.
ReplyDeleteThey fucking got that one right and I forgive them everything for it.
Ignorance is bliss ain't it ? I wish you hadn't shown me that, Merms.
Im sorry if I put you off you fish & chips sir EK! Forgive the merms. She needed to share her PAIN AND RAGE at these imbeciles. Even if I did find it strangely hilarious.
ReplyDeleteHilarious ... but TERRIFYING!
ReplyDelete'salright - don't duit 'gin though. I've just finished my week of nights and need some serious beauty sleep. At this rate I won't be getting any.
ReplyDelete"Believe me, I don kno the anser to this qwestchon, but Aym thinkin..."
ReplyDeleteI had no idea North Korea was so big!
So, so scary. And Congress and Senate are no different!
I wonder if the British are really much better though Dumb Britian always features some classics from the Radio networks . I heard this one
ReplyDeleteWhich famous Admiral is on the top of a column in Trafalgar Square..That. Trafalgar Square
OOO ...its gone
Thats Trafalgar square Admiral , with an eye patch on whose collumn
Ummm ...
England expects ,,,,kiss me Hardy ...Lady Hamilton , eye patch ,on a collumn , his collumn in Trafalgar Square thats Trafalgar Square.
Captain Pugwash.
...tumbleweed,.......
Roger the cabin boy !
ReplyDeleteMaster Bates
ReplyDeleteSeaman Staines
Superb. What goes on in the 12 years most of them were at school to enable them to be baffled by the number of sides on a triangle, FFS. "It doesn't have any" - my favourite.
ReplyDeleteOMFG please don't believe we are all that fucking stupid! some of us actually studied life...have lived life and ACTUALLY KNOW the answers to those stupid fucking questions...my god how stupid are people...
ReplyDeleteDont worry darling Daisy! We know that many americans are indeed most intelligent. As a trans-atlantic mermaid myself, I can testify to the fact. But Newms has a point - there are so very many dumb english folk I hardly know where to begin....
ReplyDeleteSee, this is what you say, but when you post videos of people being stupid and ignorant, they always seem to be from the United States.
ReplyDeleteThis makes me sad and uncomfortable. I think the vast majority of people on the planet period are stupid and ignorant and rude. And they don't all live in the United States.
I know we are easy targets and I understand all the reasons why. But sometimes it gets a bit old and makes me feel defensive.
In truth I think the Americans are picked on. Of course they're bright. The way they shafted us over lend lease and bided their time while our empire fell appart.
ReplyDeleteI have much awe for the reconstruction of Europe post WW11
They would not have global reach and have defeated the USSR in the arms race had they all been like this.
Their comedy and sattire is leaving ours behind as is their music. Their food ... Eeeew !
But by far I am envious of their democracy. With the utter wankers running our country who are we to call them stupid ? Though the Australians may be better placed to do this I admit.
Ms Smack of Addelaide tells me how impressed she is at British blogger intellect BTW.
(I've just gawn and spelt Addelaide wrong haven't I ?)
Poor Melanie! I guess it does always seem like Americans get the brunt of it. However, We brits/canadians are so used to being the underdog that all we have to mock is other nations. Let's face it, we can't even win a war on our own, let alone a football match.
ReplyDelete1966 WAS A FLUKE PEOPLE! GET OVER IT
WW11 ?
ReplyDeleteDo I know something the rest of the world don't ?
I meant WWII of course.
melanie.
ReplyDeleteIt's a frightening fact that the British counterparts to these oiks keep the Labour government in power.
For Americans only - Labour government = Dweebs, jerk offs and muther f*****s.
Mr Jingles - it's sad but true. Britain is the lapdog to the policeman of the world. It's very embarrassing.
ReplyDeleteMelanie, I'm sure its just Mermaid's Ojibwa background coming through, so shouldn't take offense. It's hard for Native Americans to hold their drink.
ReplyDeleteWell Melanie...it's because you Americans are just such darn good sports about it all.
ReplyDeleteWe tried the same gag in Tehran but the fuckers kept blowing themselves up. We lost 11 film crews in the process...
Hey! you leave my Native American heritage alone, oh white man who speak with forked tongue.
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