Blogging beats sitting around all day on a rock waiting for a prince to drown
Balls. Pure narcissism. You may as well say you're the Queen of Sheba's pussycat.
I take it that 'of what is your lower body composed?' wasn't one of the questions.
Gorilla, Just because you came out as Princess Fiona, doesn't mean you need to be bitter.Gimme a minute No - I was very disappointed that I was not Ariel. But then again, the book is pretty poor, I mean, the man she saves and loves screws another bint and so she kills herself. What a waste! She should have let the pretty boy drown. I did tell her so, but she ignored me.
As a male im no princess, more Shere Khan from the jungle book as smooth as a freshly oiled mink cod piece.OK I lie ,Im more like the monkey king, I can dream though.
Mink cod pieces, eh? Now that would be quite interesting a dilemma: Girls like stroking fluffy things, but it's a cod piece... what to do?
My shoulders are hairy , not quite like the photo , more like as if I had tripped over , knocked a can of evo stick onto the floor rolled on it and then had been sexualy assaulted from behind by a particularly hirsute baboon.On the plus side once harvested they make marvelous false eyelashes.
thought you would be more like princess fiona in shrek after sunset... ogre!
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