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Wednesday, October 03, 2007

And they called it Puppy Love

32 comments:

dannimac said...

whyohwhyohwhyohwhy have you done this to us?

melanie said...

i hope the statute of limitations has not run out and i can still report the hoff to the nspca.

BEAST said...

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

That is so wrong

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

WHAT?

You're all mad! this is the HOFF! Germans and puppies LOVE the Hoff.
The Hoff is King!

Dennis said...

I thought it was his willy till I saw the one on the floor.

john.g. said...

That is NOT legal, he might catch something!

giveadogabone said...

so that's what going off arf cocked means?

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

you're all jealous of his manly physique, his love of animals, and his Germanic mini-mullet

Hercules said...

Oh dear god Mermaid!!! What gives???

I much prefer to see him lying drunk in a Vegas hotel room whilst trying to eat a cheese burger and getting his daughter to film it! Seeing him naked with a pair of wrinkly dogs is just plain wrong.

Yay! this is my first comment on this blog (I think) Great job!!!

Gorilla Bananas said...

Don't ever think of doing that with your cat, Mermaid.

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

Monty likes sitting on my lap when I'm on the toilet. Can't say I enjoy it much.

David Hasselhoff said...

Let this be a warning to all you guys out there.

When that Mermaid asked me if I fancied "having a threesome...."

The Hitch said...

So Elctro Kev has been passing my photo around again.
Actualy I couldnt look that gay
if I was gay.
So come on
Who stuck david hasselhoffs head on my body?

was it you lilith?

Lilith said...

No, Hitch it wasn't me, but I have found your arse on another Daniel Radcliffe pic...will post.

mutleythedog said...
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Mermaid of Moorgate said...

Keep it clean fellas! Just cos you're all jealous!

Mu Tai Dong said...

Hahahaha!!! The lacked brains MutleyDog then deleted was!! I the Hitch letter on the blog mine!! Advice me then say he deal with it!! By the then polygonum multiflorums or speaking triangular shape.

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

I couldn't agree more! There are certain swear words at which I draw the line. you won't find them in my blogs. I do have a yoof group which has access to this via my book of faceness.

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

Of course, a naked picture of The Hoff might be just as offputting.

idle said...

Gosh. This is vot happenz ven you haff only Cherman fanz, und loos perspektiv.

Ich will ask ze localz in Zurich this abend vot zey sink of the Hoff. (At which point, they will presumably point me towards the railway station, as my Cherman ist eine kleine bit O Level).

The Hitch said...

Having revisted this photo Iam inclined to telephone the RSPCA
One of those dogs appears to be "impaled"
No wonder Mr Hasselhof is so popular in germany

mutleythedog said...

That is all I said Mr The Hitch - I shall not allow people to say certain non-specific random words on my blog in the future... I shall publish a partial list of banned words soon.. this is certain to include 'ballet'..

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

may I just say that we all love mutley the dog?

EmmaK said...

I don't get it. Surely the animal rights people have protested outside the Hoff's house. No animal should have to endure being placed against its will onto the skin of such a foul orange colored individual. Rights for wrinkly dogs is all I can say!

Scroblene said...

I thought Dennis' comment was just plain rude!

'Pug'; in a builder's world; means cement and sand; used to lay bricks!

To have two of the impersonators there with an unknown person (to me anyway), is an insult to craftsmen all over the world!

Merms, can I teach you a few building terms in your spare time please;0) I walked down Moorgate to today, and didn't see you...

The Hitch said...

MR Mutley
Mermaid runs a tight God bothering ship here , NO SWEARING!

Anyway , you're just jealous that Mr Hasselhoff didnt invite you to sit on his night rider (+:
I like the Hoff , gets paralytic ,eats junk food then is sick.
A fine night out

True Blue said...

All the fuss about Hitch "missing" Nobody, except yourself, dear Mermaid, has enquired about Mama Trubes`s well being !
Did you really interview Geoff Hoon ? Surely, Yesterdays Man !

Newmania said...

You wanna Partay with my bitches ?

hallo MM...no news on the great interview ...Oh I have come up with an idea for heightened bloggery you might be interested in. Will be sorting it out over the next month You could be the Bryony Gordon,,,.. brining alittle sunshine to the page

Lilith said...

Do you need a "View from a west-country Hippy" column, Newmsie?

mutleythedog said...

I thought you had only asked me Newman - you cunt!!

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

mutley.... language! Bad dog, naughty dog. Go sit in the corner. Mummy won't pet you if you say naughty words.

Old Tarf said...

My eyes, My eyes. I cannot see. I am blindeddddddddddddddddddddddddd.

This is too cruel. The sky is fallinggggg.