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Monday, February 04, 2008

Cat-ion competition

What is this Cat doing, and why?

Is it pleading for its life with Dennis?

I think we should be told

30 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Oh dear! It looks like that moggie has been watching its master having a w*nk.

Dennis said...

You're right- I am the boss.
Now kiss my paws

Dennis said...

That 3:54 wasn't me, Merms. Whoever it was doesn't know how to use an en dash.

The cat depicted is playing part of Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata on a piano which has been cleverly removed from the video with Adobe Premier. It doesn't like the piece, obviously, and finds it boring -- hence the yawn.

Next question?

lucalia said...

Monty will know. Ask him.

raggles said...

the cat's thinking," right, that'll puzzle 'em. i hope this get's on you tube."

electro-kevin said...

He looks very sleepy in that footage whatever he's doing.

Cute.

Trubes said...

What happened to yesterday`s post about PM Merms ? I`m gutted, I had written, I thought, rather an amusing little conundrum, in reply, to match yours, only to be deleted !
Anyway Chicky, I do hope all went well, no doubt, will will find out in the fullness of time.xx

I think the Cat in the Vid. is, making Pasta and then, hanging it up to dry !

Chloe says hello to Monty and to get his furry but outside, it`s a darn good day for 'mousin', tee hee. Purr purr.

Di. xx

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

Hey Trubes - I had answered thee in full, but I took down the PM post as I was sick of people making rude comments about him as a person, when they know nothing about him.
It's okay to laugh at me or the situation, but I'm not posting anything else about PM ever again! I will email you very sooooon xxxx

Daisy said...

i missed the post you and trubes are talking about...thankfully...

the cat is begging for philipa to let the hamster her daughter just bought out to play...oh ffs philipa just put it in the plastic ball and tape the encounter...enough begging from the cat already...

mutleythedog said...

He is pulling out a giant invisible tapeworm and has to open extra wide at the end so the big tape worm feet will get out! Did I miss your deleted post I wonder?

nonny said...

He is an odd little fella isn't he, strange.

Trubes said...

Thats ok then Merms; Mwa Mwa. I didn`t say anything rude about Phone guy (I Think) did I? Methinks all the 'boys' are jealous because they want to keep you as their very own, special Mermaid. Understandable, I s'pose!

Tuscan Tony said...

It is surely a distant descendant of Tommy Cooper.

The Hitch said...

It also seems to be wearing a french style beret,so maybe it was practising telling its friends to hide as a german cat was in the area

fleetofworlds said...

I think his invisible bicycle has a puncture and he's using a stirrup pump. While wearing a beret. And channelling Tommy Cooper.

To cut a long story short, he's mental.

The Lakelander said...

In his imagination, he was mixing a cocktail in an imaginary cocktail shaker.

I think it was a Singapore Sling, but it could have been a Manhattan.

Cats...pah! Mere amateurs. I'm just going to get my Westie to mix me a stiff Gee and Tee.

electro-kevin said...

What do I mean 'cute' ??? !!!

I've been on the soppy pills lately, haven't I !

This cat has clearly been trained as a masturbatrix in a top class whorehouse.

This is video footage for the impending court case of beastiality in which the dignity of the cat must be maintained.

Aaaah. I'm back to normal. That's better.

john.g. said...

This video has been removed.

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

has it? oh dear!

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

Gorilla - how rude! But thank you for the comment of Good Sense and Knowledge which you provided for the previous post, which I have hidden somewhere in the recesses of my dashboard.

Dennis - I actually think your comment was the funniest. When I look at the kitty I can actually imagine it playing an invisible piano. What that says about me I don't know.

EK - your first post was right on the mark, although you seem to have found Evil Kevin later on in this comment thread. Which one should I be talking to, and which EK should I be calling SIR?

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

Nonny, lovely to see you again, hope things are fine on the Emerald Isle?

Raggles/Lucalia - welcome, whoever thee be

Dear Daisy - Thank you for your kind post and thoughts. I will be visiting your blog very soon - have been v. Busy thinking about what next steps will be with PM!

And Trubes too - dear trubes!!! I have not emailed, I know, I am slow!! I will come to it... promise!

TUscan - it is a little tommy cooper - "Just like that"

Hitch - A french cat? peut etre

FleetofWorlds. Do you go to All Souls on a thursday lunchtime?

Lakelander - hello there. Cats - Amateurs!? take that back at once. Cats were revered as Gods in Egypt. Mind you, so were dogs, crocadiles and beetles. They didnt have much else to do, TV not having been invented.

Hey mutley, have you chased this pussy cat?

fleetofworlds said...

No, Ms Mermaid, 'fraid not. And after Rowan's performance today I think I am reverting to Methodism forthwith.

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

He! I presume not Rowan Atkinson?

fleetofworlds said...

Rowan Atkinson would make a better job of it. And hasn't got a badger strapped to his chin.

electro-kevin said...
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electro-kevin said...

(My deletion above)

You're right, there are two of us in here but you don't call either of the E-Ks 'Sir'

Neither of us have Crackberries or penis extensions.

fleetofworlds said...

Young female shop assistants have started to call me "Sir". It is really most depressing.

The Hitch said...

fleet
take advantage, know the female mind.
They just want to be your sex slave.Well this is what I tell myself as they offer me a chair and a warm milky drink.

fleetofworlds said...

I was very nearly beaten to death by Mrs Fleet in a shop in Toronto after the young nubile sales associate commented on my "lovely accent". So I have a natural caution around shop assistants now as a kind of pavlovian reaction.

Scout said...

Clearly he is playing air piano and is rather bored with it all.