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Thursday, July 31, 2008

Decapitated alien foetuses

Adopting six teenage girls is one thing. Training them to be ninjas is another. And removing decapitated alien foetuses from dormitory ceilings after Da Cardiff Crew left them there for a legacy is quite beyond being another thing.

But I am safely returned from camp and have a lot of reading to catch up on before I tell you about the aliens.

Love,

Mummy
Chinese Wisdom Master
Chief Ninja
milkshaker extraordinaire
Sinezza of Da Crew
x

13 comments:

idle said...

We were worried, Merm. I even tried spotting you in the sea fret off Cornwall this week. I thought I had a confirmed sighting, but it turned out to be a basking shark. Or a wreck. One of the two, anyway.

knockoffnigel said...

Who are you?

barkiss said...

Barkiss is willing.

john.g. said...

Thought you'd been spotted off Hayling Island today, but it was a whale! *gets coat*

The Old Tarf said...

Nice to hear from you. I am waiting for an update.

ralph said...

And here's silly me been looking for you in Cockfosters.

Newmania said...

What are you on about Merm ? WOMEN!

Lilith said...

Idle, did you partake of a "Moomaid of Zennor" ice cream whilst sojourning in Kernow?

mutleythedog said...

Phew!! You survived! I was wondering if you had gone back to the wild....

idle said...

No, lil. It was way too cold for ice creams. Soup and blankets more in evidence.

electro-kevin said...

No doubt you'll enlighten us, Mermaid.

Hope things are going well with you.

EmmaK said...

I can only assume you have been at the hash brownies again

Daisy said...

am looking forward to the fishy tails of your adventure!