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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Am I dead?

no, but my internet connection at home is taking 600 years to finish. Still at least I have realised that all my home maintenance problems are not really my fault - it runs in the family....
Old Tarf has building rage


gimme a minute said...

Can't you blog at work?

Nobody works at work anymore, Mermaid. Keep up.

Anonymous said...

Six hundred years??? Are you sure about that exact date? I think you should contact some other broadband provider like NTL for an would be worth paying a bit more to get it quicker wouldn't it?

The Hitch said...
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The Hitch said...

MY fishy tale is this

two weeks ago I told you to buy gold at at $650
you said it was overpriced
Yesterday it hit $720
it has fallen back to $717
I still say it is going to go over $1000

Tsk Tsk

Gorilla Bananas said...

I think you should have an internet connection fitted into your tail, so you can blog whenever you get the urge.

True Blue said...

She cant do that Gorilla she may short circuit herself when she swims to work !

EmmaK said...

pull the other one, love...we (or at least I) know what you are really up to and that you are currently camped outside Alan Rickman's house in a leaky tent eating soup you have heated over a bunsen burner and taking photos of his comings and goings with a long lens.

don't worry, your secret's safe with me. Just pinch a pair of his drawers if you can and post them to me when you get the chance. cheers!

electro-kevin said...

Brilliant writing, yet again !


x x

alucard said...

Are you dead? Look in a mirror. If there is no reflection, you are probably dead. Advice about internet connection - move to a wi- fi hotspot.

Fatman said...

It's strange that, for me, the more access I have to the Internet, the less I blog. Say I had a week of free internet access. Instead of blogging I'd watch YouTube videos of heavy objects landing on the groins of political prisoners and laugh my butt off. If I had only a one hour gap between my day shift and my night shift I'd spend it writing down everything I could in that alotted time instead of eating. Is that weird?

idle said...

Gold is a barbaric relic, Hitch. By all means buy it if you understand Indian jewellery demand, or if you think that there will be a global financial meltdown, but at least make the argument. Remember it gets priced in dollars, so give your customers a Sterling price for proper consideration of your proposals.

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

I am bouncing back into action!!! I live! and my faithful blogging friends blog on still x thank you for keeping the dream alive.... x