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Thursday, September 27, 2007

Piglet wants Hitch campaign

News just in. Lilith's puppy Piglet has joined an international campaign to find The Hitch, who disappeared from the blogosphere at around 10pm last night. His parents and friends were having a meal down the road when the Hitch disappeared without a trace. Interpol have been working round the clock on the case and as yet there is no news of the Hitch's whereabouts, although there have been rumours he may be in Morocco.

Pictures of the Hitch have gone up at every major world airport, together with the public plea from Piglet to bring the Hitch back. Anyone with any news concerning the Hitch's whereabouts should contact the Piglet on lilithstuff.blogspot.com

27 comments:

piglet the pup said...

thank you Mermaid, mmm, you smell nice...

S said...

It's my fault. Well, sacrifice me, then, to appease his fury. After all, it only works if the sacrifice is without blemish .....

Lilith said...

I don't think that would work, S.

Piglet just wants Hitch to come home. Nobody kicks him in the slats quite like The Hitch. And Piglet also misses his smell.

Anonymous said...

apparently they've found a piece of Ginsters' in the boot of a hired car which they think might have belonged to the Hitch

jonathan hemlock said...

You girlies are going about this the wrong way....

You need a picture of the puppy with a heavy calibre handgun held against its head and the caption underneath:

Resurrect the Blog, Hitch, or Piglet gets it!

Deep down I think that Hitch has a bigger conscience than he is prepared to admit...

Mermaid of Moorgate said...
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BEAST said...

I think I just saw those infamous black underpants hanging off a tree on the side of the M3......what can this mean ???

The Hitch said...

Hitch is very badly smitten at the moment(maybe for ever) maybe pathetic ,but true
Plus busy with business
IN AN ODD NON BLOGGING PLACE AT THE MOMENT
Its good

BEAST said...

oh
bugger
Thats right dont worry about us
We will just huddle together , cold and friendless

julian said...

No wonder mu tai dong got the heave ho.

mutleythedog said...

Did you just pack in blogging Mr Hitch? I think thats rather sad personally - I found you very funny and genuinely a delight to know. I shall miss you.

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

Mu tai Dong is marrying Heave Ho?

a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Hitch, invite me to the wedding.

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

Mutley - indeed it is a shame that the hitch may have hitch-hiked out of the blogging galaxy.

But Hitch - you know you can actually do what I do - find a free evening, write lots of blogging posts and stick a new one up every now and then to keep it fresh. That way you can still be in the blogosphere AND have a life too....

BEAST said...

I think we are mis reading the Hitch's last comment

notice the capitals

he has obviously been kidnapped but has escaped and managed a few precious moments to send us a clue to where he is being held
''IN AN ODD NON BLOGGING PLACE AT THE MOMENT''

Skegness do you think ???

Grab your anorak Mr Mutley , Pack those egg sandwiches and a thermos Mermaid , we have a Hitch to save

The Hitch said...

No
I am just in different place personaly
The Hitch is all about hate , bile and negativity , if I do blog again it will be as myself.
So no change then! (+:

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

Wow! The Hitch is full of love! Release the inner good, hitch!

luke said...

Mu Tai Dong, poor cow, just sitting there watching Emmerdale one evening and sucking on a paynes poppet and the Hitch goes to a different place personally. The trauma is unimaginable.

a hippy said...

Go Hitch, go. We know your are all soft and warm inside, Hitch. Once you get past all the kicking and screaming, flouncing and denouncing :-) RELAX.

A Hippy

frankiesaysrelaxandtaketherestitsbarelyhalfwayin said...

I think he's playing with us. Blogger's PR. Don't believe the hype. He'll be back soon spitting and swearing and cracking us up.

BEAST said...

Pffffft , how dreadful , a caring sharing 'fluffy' hitch.

**** GROUP HUG ANYONE*****

mutleythedog said...

I am in Skegness - its cold and the thermos broke and the egg sandwiches are soggy...

The Hitch said...

Im in Eden
No egg sandwhiches but lovely dim sum (+:

Gledwood said...

Oh what a beautiful doggie!
I have three robo hamsters I call swines - (because they are rounded and furry and blobberous and have fat pink noses like little pigs)... also they're fully grown and each the size of my thumb - SO CUTE!
I know you probably mentioned this but my brain's like a seive... what breed is the Piglet? A very beautiful breed. Does the breeder have any left like her? My friend is looking for a little doggie seriously I said I would keep my eyes open...
What's the Moorgate connexion with you? You work there? Surely you do not live in Moorgate it's just glass office blocks and the kind of M&S that only sells overpriced foccacia sandwiches and pretentious south seas fruit juices...
Well I coasted in here via several contacts that now seem lost in the mists of bloggernity... I'm a blogger too (but of course!) you're welcome to drop by if you please... come peruse my daily confessional haaha!!
See ya later maybe... take care
all the best

Gledwood
Vol 2...

Nonny said...

Ahh I want a puppy Piglet he is sooo lovely!

Old Tarf said...

Life is good. Everything is still a "SNAFU".

Well MM, we are off to see the wizard. ( Well Frank and Shirley)

Its not foggy here at the moment so no need for dark glasses. Got tickets to the Season Premire of "This Hour has 22 Minutes".

Hitch, Glad you are in a happy place. I am as well, only thing that bothers me is the strait jacket and padded cell. I think the Mermaid got me a personal invite as I haven't been blogging as much lately.

Been to busy with the rest of my life to worry about things. " It's five O'clock somewhere."

Cheers!!!!

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

Gledwood - pleased to meet you! And yes, that is a beautiful puppy! Lilith is very fortunate.

She explains on her blog what breed it is - it is a cross between something and a something else.

I don't really know breeds, I just know "Cute", "cute and fluffy" and "eek that dog's just chewed off my foot"

The Hitch said...

Now in an unhappy place )+:

But Dont care, it always passes
(+:
Boots on
new day new opportunities and people (+:

these padded cells , can you get them at IKEA?