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Monday, January 07, 2008

Australians ARE funny!

This is worth watching all the way through!!!!

26 comments:

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

"Heh heh heh ... wha wha is the United Kingdom? I don't know... Heh heh heh.. What is that? Queen Elizabeth's money? That's all I know."

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE UNITED KINGDOM IS? YOU FETID FUCKWIT. You speak our fucking language you utter donkey. Idiot.

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

OH... Invading ITALY? And " They can make a great big glass crater out of the middle east for all I care"

Really it makes mermins homicidal.

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

"I'm a bit mixed up about the Israelis and the Palestinians.. which one now is throwing the rocks?"

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE HORRIBLY

gilbert the alien said...

OK I'm convinced that 95% of humanity , and indeed Americans, don't know what f*****g planet they're on.

The only one who got a question right was the geezer who said,"Tony Blair is an actor." He's also a ****, but we'll let that one go.

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

How many sides has a triangle?

NOT ENOUGH TO STAB YOU TO DEATH WITH YOU MORIBUND IMBECILE

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

PS - Gilbert - I know what you mean - there is a vast gene pool of thickosity out there and it seems to be growing every day.

electro-kevin said...

Tony Blair is an actor.

They fucking got that one right and I forgive them everything for it.

Ignorance is bliss ain't it ? I wish you hadn't shown me that, Merms.

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

Im sorry if I put you off you fish & chips sir EK! Forgive the merms. She needed to share her PAIN AND RAGE at these imbeciles. Even if I did find it strangely hilarious.

Dennis said...

Hilarious ... but TERRIFYING!

electro-kevin said...

'salright - don't duit 'gin though. I've just finished my week of nights and need some serious beauty sleep. At this rate I won't be getting any.

Lilith said...

"Believe me, I don kno the anser to this qwestchon, but Aym thinkin..."

I had no idea North Korea was so big!

So, so scary. And Congress and Senate are no different!

Newmania said...

I wonder if the British are really much better though Dumb Britian always features some classics from the Radio networks . I heard this one

Which famous Admiral is on the top of a column in Trafalgar Square..That. Trafalgar Square

OOO ...its gone

Thats Trafalgar square Admiral , with an eye patch on whose collumn

Ummm ...

England expects ,,,,kiss me Hardy ...Lady Hamilton , eye patch ,on a collumn , his collumn in Trafalgar Square thats Trafalgar Square.

Captain Pugwash.


...tumbleweed,.......

electro-kevin said...

Roger the cabin boy !

Newmania said...

Master Bates

Seaman Staines

Tuscan Tony said...

Superb. What goes on in the 12 years most of them were at school to enable them to be baffled by the number of sides on a triangle, FFS. "It doesn't have any" - my favourite.

Daisy said...

OMFG please don't believe we are all that fucking stupid! some of us actually studied life...have lived life and ACTUALLY KNOW the answers to those stupid fucking questions...my god how stupid are people...

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

Dont worry darling Daisy! We know that many americans are indeed most intelligent. As a trans-atlantic mermaid myself, I can testify to the fact. But Newms has a point - there are so very many dumb english folk I hardly know where to begin....

melanie said...

See, this is what you say, but when you post videos of people being stupid and ignorant, they always seem to be from the United States.
This makes me sad and uncomfortable. I think the vast majority of people on the planet period are stupid and ignorant and rude. And they don't all live in the United States.
I know we are easy targets and I understand all the reasons why. But sometimes it gets a bit old and makes me feel defensive.

electro-kevin said...

In truth I think the Americans are picked on. Of course they're bright. The way they shafted us over lend lease and bided their time while our empire fell appart.

I have much awe for the reconstruction of Europe post WW11

They would not have global reach and have defeated the USSR in the arms race had they all been like this.

Their comedy and sattire is leaving ours behind as is their music. Their food ... Eeeew !

But by far I am envious of their democracy. With the utter wankers running our country who are we to call them stupid ? Though the Australians may be better placed to do this I admit.

Ms Smack of Addelaide tells me how impressed she is at British blogger intellect BTW.

(I've just gawn and spelt Addelaide wrong haven't I ?)

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

Poor Melanie! I guess it does always seem like Americans get the brunt of it. However, We brits/canadians are so used to being the underdog that all we have to mock is other nations. Let's face it, we can't even win a war on our own, let alone a football match.

1966 WAS A FLUKE PEOPLE! GET OVER IT

electro-kevin said...

WW11 ?

Do I know something the rest of the world don't ?

I meant WWII of course.

mrjingles said...

melanie.

It's a frightening fact that the British counterparts to these oiks keep the Labour government in power.

For Americans only - Labour government = Dweebs, jerk offs and muther f*****s.

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

Mr Jingles - it's sad but true. Britain is the lapdog to the policeman of the world. It's very embarrassing.

Anonymous said...

Melanie, I'm sure its just Mermaid's Ojibwa background coming through, so shouldn't take offense. It's hard for Native Americans to hold their drink.

fingers said...

Well Melanie...it's because you Americans are just such darn good sports about it all.
We tried the same gag in Tehran but the fuckers kept blowing themselves up. We lost 11 film crews in the process...

Mermintrude said...

Hey! you leave my Native American heritage alone, oh white man who speak with forked tongue.