Ehhh... What's up, Doc?
A woman in the office just sent round the following message to everyone: Subject: Carrot in the kettle.
"I just found a carrot floating in the kettle. Does anyone know why it is in there?"
Cue general hilarity in the office.
It was then that I realised I (of course I) had put the carrot in the kettle.
It was frozen, you see, and the hot water did not work from the tap.
I needed to defrost my carrot.
Is there anything wrong with showing initiative?
Of course, I forgot there was a microwave.
And I forgot the carrot was in there.
There were no witnesses; however for some reason everyone was accusing ME of doing it. I am mortified. This will go down in work history. Even more so than the fart I did in my first week (see my second ever blog entry)