I can't decide
1) Whether these are really artistic pictures of the snow on a bush outside my window, or a piece of gak?
2) Whether I should eat a third Kelloggs' special K bar (only 90 cals) or go out and buy a decent bar of chocolate that will actually fill me up... I'm too lazy to go outside and buy chocolate. Is that oxymoronic? I am too lazy to take a walk, but I'd only take a walk to buy chocolate. Have I cancelled the calories out? Am I a vacuum? Does nature abhor me?
3) Whether the Moon landings were really filmed in a Hollywood studio or not. I'd like to believe that it's the best hoax in the world. Sadly logic dictates otherwise.