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Monday, April 30, 2007

I always knew it - this is my inner donut/doughnut

You Are a Caramel Crunch Donut

You're a complex creature, and you're guilty of complicating things for fun.
You've been known to sit around pondering the meaning of life...
Or at times, pondering the meaning of your doughnut.
To frost or not to frost? To fill or not to fill? These are your eternal questions.


Gorilla Bananas said...

Donuts have jams squirted into them. If you are a donut, you are not practising safe sex. Bad girl.

Simoney said...

That would be cream, surely?

Ratty. said...

It's a fallacy that it's impossible to eat a donut without licking your lips. We all know it's just a matter of will power.
What sort of people go round preaching these lies?

Gorilla Bananas said...

If a donut really had cream in it I'd say "What is the world coming to?" But I suspect you're trying to confuse me by talking bollocks as usual.

Newmania said...

What doughy confection might I choose
The icing Sugar soft sifted on it
Or deeply sweetening toffee cream
How many mouthfuls shall I use
If pecking tiny morsels from it
Or open wide and shove it in

And can we say the world is there
In each bite of doughnut taken
Like the Madeleine it may
Unlock the heavens as a prayer
And memories that were forsaken
Shall return no more to stray

Each questing nibble asks this time
To divulge its hidden meanings
Each lick that lingers tasting slow
Or Flickers for the perfect line
Quests for truths and unpicks seeming
Gods calling card ;The nut of dough.,

I thenku.. Allo you look a bit of a fox.


Jessica said...

I love your photo...I'm mad for you.

Simoney said...

Hullo folks. Jessica, thanks for the comment, very kind of you.

Newmania- great poem, but I feel here that we are being ring-ist. Everything is about non-ringed donuts. I don't think confectionary segregation is the way to go. Perhaps another verse dedicated to the iced ring?

Ratty - I challenge you to exercise willpower and not lick your lips.

Gorilla b - where have you been living? Ever heard of a Cream Donut? Or Custard Creme donut? Mmm... Tim Horton's I miss you

Newmania said...

Confectionary segregation is absolutely the way to go .


Something like that

Anonymous said...

The type of donut i would be is a rubber surgical one. So when my arse hurts it would spell relief.

Cuba was great.