Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, how blah blah blah blah blah blah
Strangely, I only know the words to this song in Portuguese. Which does not help really as I have not the faintest idea what the Portuguese words mean.
Anyway, here is my BEAUTIFUL Christmas tree. I will venture that it is the most beautiful one in the whole of Christendom. I should know, my uncle taught me how to prepare, fix and store the lights, and my dad taught me the cardinal rules of tree decoration:
Even out your branches
Put lights on first - as many as possible
View the tree for "dark patches" and rectify by moving lights around
My own rule - NO TINSEL! IT SUCKS!
Now, judge for yourselves, oh peasants. And a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you too.
And I'm going to see if this self-gratifying video works.
No, it doesn't. Why am I like tinsel? I suck!